Hong Week: Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise

Once again I feel left out in the cold(See unofficial LindaBlair Week post)! What the fuck is going on here? Are these the worst movies ever scraped off the barf barrel of a Chinese buffet (with Robster Craws!) or the dumbest films James Hong has ever made (besides the obvious good flicks like Big Trouble in Little China and Ninja III: The Domination). Where’s the Vineyard? Which could’ve been good, but totally sucked balls (balls dipped in wine). So my pick is gonna have to be the one standout role besides the one in the Golden Child (which was a reprise of Lopan with gonorrhea).

Snotty from ROTN’s 2: Nerds in Paradise! He’s a pissed off slob in a soiled and filth ridden hotel (Hotel Oral Sex) with a crushed out cigarette and probably smells like old diaper. He summons the will to burp so hard that it shatters a mirror.

He puts Boogers impressive mouth farts to shame.

 He can curl the eyebrows off a dead nun and drinks cheap swill (this is before all the hipsters hijacked PBR) He probably drinks something like MGD or Hamms. Snotty is one of the standout characters in film history, almost like a lazy retarded Mr. Miyagi, Booger even calls him “MASTER” and that guy wears a shit stained t-shirt that says “Who Farted” to fancy dinners. The only complaint I have about NERDS 2 is not enough tits and not enough Snotty! The soundtrack is totally boss though (love that 38 Special song and all the Devo). Could there exist more scenes with him that are still on the cutting room floor? Probably not.