Eco-Warriors is a nice term for a crust punk (or crusties),usually someone who is homeless, doesn’t take a shower ever and may own a ratty dog that eats better than the owner does. Crusties and Animal people have a lot in common because they would both take a bullet
for their stupid pets. Animal People always have a lot more money and support from the upper class (celebrities, politicians and rich people) and are always in showbiz! They do stupid bullshit like attack Fast food chains or Expensive Department stores and throw paint at people. Crusties have only have enough money to buy their punk costumes, drugs and beer and only like organic things, that’s why I see a lot of them at Trader Joes (that being the most punk place to buy groceries). I call these jokers PND (or punk’s not dead) they actually do have a movie
Decline part 3
Rich punks who shop at Andronico’s must feel sorry for ones who have to suffer and shop at The Berkeley Bowl (Man what’s with all these turf grocery stores???)
The Animal People may not have grocery wars, but they sure have a lot of documentaries made about them! (and can headline in Vegas or Reno)
some films include:” I am An Animal”(should’ve been called I am completely out of my gourd) plus Cat Dancers and Grizzly Man(well 2 out of 3 good movies aint bad). Grizzly Man is in my top 5 best documentaries ever made.
As for crusties they are a rash around here and Berkeley(where they roam free like cattle).I know I wouldn’t want to hang out with any of them. Because they smell and how fun are alcoholics anyway? When any person who doesn’t bathe gets on the subway all I can think is when are they getting out so I can breathe again. Plus I hate people who think they are right all the time and have a cause against the man(HAHA!).Like in “Empire Records. I think that Maximum Rocknroll magazine is responsible for turning punk into the pre-“Hot Topic/myspace joke it has been for along time and could they also be responsible for the rash of face tattoos? I don’t know. Stop getting your kid’s punk jackets for their birthdays(I’m talking to you urban punks in high paying jobs!, you’re not any better). both groups try to make you feel guilty for eating fast food.
The music Petas and Animal people like :Ani Defranco and the Flaming Lips, Sarah Mclachlan(who does the one eyed animal commercials that make everybody wanna cry(or if they have Tivo fast-forward), they think Liz Phair’s “Exile in Guy Ville is the most genius record ever made!) Any Lilith Fair/LalaPalooza basically any reason the 90’s sucked(when didn’t it suck?)
It’s hippies VS hippies both are different subcultures of hippy and neither one want to admit it. I wonder how the Ben and Jerry’s type hippies feel(the ones I saw on a commercial narrated by Dennis Hopper?) Maybe they feel co-opted.
This video is proof that crusties and animal people are just attention hogs and babies.(Argh I’m an ewok stuck in a tree!)
I mean why would she (The famous Dumpster Muffin) frantically crawl over to the news camera and complain if she didn’t want attention(or professional help).They should really all form one group together. PTPEBO(People that piss everybody off).
(Wiki entry) Crust punk is a DIY-oriented branch of punk fashion. Similar to anarcho-punk, most clothing is black in color. Denim jackets, hooded sweatshirts with sewn-on patches, or vests covered in studs, spikes and band or patches are characteristic element of crust punk fashion.[15] Baseball caps covered in patches are also common. Dental floss is frequently used to sew fabric together, owing to its durability and ease of use. Pants tend to be work pants (such as Carhartt pants), overalls, or skin tight jeans. These may be covered in patches. Bum flaps displaying political slogans or band names are also common. Bullet belts are also often seen on crust punks. Footwear tends to be either combat boots or second-hand shoes, typically beat-up Converse Chuck Taylor's. Mohawks and liberty spikes dyed bright colors (often seen on street punks) are uncommon; crusties prefer dreadlocks (along with its variant, the dread-hawk) and the dread locked mullet.[16] Large numbers of piercings and tattoos are also common. Crust punks are associated with road protests, squatters, street entertainers,The broader "crusty" subculture has been linked to New Age travelers.[16] (I have to add, mostly seen in Berkeley or Oregon)
Both groups blame everything on evil corporations, except one is rich and has more clout to actually form their own company and possibly stop the problem they bitch about(maybe they want a problem, because otherwise they wont have a reason to exist).
While the other rides bikes, takes public transportation and are usually broke or homeless but protesting everyday.
Peta Models I have to say are more appealing (but less attractive) then scummy punk chicks who don’t shave or use deodorant. But The Peta models are too skinny too live. Crusties are nihilists(who don’t believe in psychiatry or want help, other than money to go to Assuck shows (or who ever the new assuck like band is) so it all cancels each other out! Oi, I give up! Crust punks win because their music is better even though i hate to say it.
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