King Diamond Mr. Softee

What the hell is happening with this world! Rampant unemployment,crazies stockpiling guns like nobodies business,dogs and cats living together,Mass Hysteria! Sure, it's a post 911 world now and forever so what's left to unearth and destroy from my childhood? how about satanism and the fact that King Diamond is not scary or threatening like I once believed.
He still has most major influence on Black Metal besides Venom and Bathory! Here he is seen in all these recent interviews and is about as scary as the Easter Bunny.I thought he was tight bros with Anton Levay from waack back when, but who knows he may have supplemented his income as a party clown(like Dr. Rockso the Rocknroll Clown).This kinda stuff makes me want to vomit in terror! But what can I do I have known of this fact for awhile and have battled through it but you people must know the truth! So I'm forced to relive it again and it makes me want to drink a gallon of varnish.

He comes off like a pleasant clown (like Beavis and Butthead alluded to) but had I thought he was this guy seen in all these interviews,an all around nice friendly chap I wouldn't been scared for 2 seconds,that's the thing about Britain and America.I blame the mainstream media for keeping alot of people in the dark about the evils of Heavy Metal.Dammit I wanted to think this guy was a for real satanist(and yeah he maybe, but youtube has really put it in a context that makes me think the whole thing has always been a joke).It's oddly comforting and also messed up! I guess I should've realized something was up when they played "Welcome Home" in Clerks 2,how could I have been so blind!
He makes satanism seem totally relaxed and mellow,even saying people just don't get it and he's right! Christian groups and dopey parents have used rock music as a fear tactic for awhile now.What they should have done is shown these interviews.



so watch these if you dare:(all videos subject to dissapear w/o warning,tis the youtube code)


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