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Eli roth has no talent or brains

So in my favorite free newspaper the Onion.They asked Eli Roth of all people what his picks for a 24 hour horror marathon would be and wouldn't you know he does his little rinky dink film school douche act and pretends he knows a think or two about film or italian horror film for that matter.I fucking hate him!
HIS LIST:
1.The Thing
2.Zombie
3.The Vanishing
4.Pieces
5.the Wickerman
6.Who can kill a child
7.Eraserhead
8.Suspiria
9.Cannibal Holocaust(Oh of course!)
10.Toby dammit(???)
11.Evil Dead
12.Audition
13.TORSO


I mean by and large this is a good list but I hate this guy sooo freakin much I'm gonna talk ahit about him on my little blog which hardly anyone will see anyway.That's how much I care about the people who read this!

1.The Thing is awesome but nobody gives my favorite movie it's due and it's just rad "I Drink Your Blood" in fact everything about this film is incredible.Almost all the animals were bought and then killed(which is kinda nicer than Cannibla Holocaust) the music is spine tingly and the commentary is a must hear!
2.The Beyond which is much better than Zombie
3.The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari( the kino version with the weird paper dolls font for the title cards and credits)
4.The Devil rides out(I used to see this every Halloween now I never do) It's terrifying in a Hammer film way and also kinda funny too.
5.The Devils(really evil and scary should be watched hardly ever since it is so frightening)
6.Last House on Dead End street The most horrifying of all underground dirty grindhouse trashy movies.
7.Bloodfeast-cause you'll need a few chuckles after than broodfest
8.Doctor Butcher MD which has asian people in long haired wigs(trying to look like cannibals) and mafia creeps in New York.

9.Maniac (the ROCKY of psycho manniquin slashers)
10.Suspiria is great Argento doesnt need him to tell people? He probably thinks that!
11.The Devil's Advocate episode of Tales from the Darkside
12.Then watch the parody on the Ben Stiller Show.
13.Send Eli Roth a letter telling him how much you think he sucks and why does he think he's an authority on anything just because he jerked off Tarantino doesn't mean he knows Shit about film.Fuck him!

In all fairness he does good reviews on Trailersfromhell but then why doesn't he just do us a favor and become a film critic and spare everybody!
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